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Why did the straight white boy only drink almond milk? Because it has no homo

exceedwhatyouthoughtwasbest:

Things that need to be more affordable:

-plane tickets

-whole, natural foods

-gas

-workout clothing

-phone bills

-University (education) tuition

Things that need to be more expensive:

-processed foods that are causing the obesity rate to skyrocket

-cigarettes

-alcohol

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deaththreat:

The best kind of alcohol is a lot

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lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

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marieannelise:

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

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kunamathesilverfilly:

archicide:

a lot of fedora-type dudes don’t actually wear fedoras, you just know them from the way they are. it’s like a personality fedora. an internal fedora

It’s their fedaura.

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romulusthread:

I CAN TBREATHE WTF IS THIS I JUST FOUND IT ON MY COMPUTER I DONT EVER REMEMBER MAKING It OMG

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ceasepool:

vinebox:

White people be like ..

This is like the most attractive laughter I’ve ever heard

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twerkinshield:

leungdrawstoo:

Captain America saved the world twice now and all it cost him was two Bucks

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allahyil3analsohyouniyeh:

priceofliberty:

thefreelioness:

The NYPD tried to start a hashtag outpouring of positive memories with their police force. 

If this were ever a bad idea, it was probably the worst idea for arguably the most corrupt police force in America. 

via Vice:

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vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

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thelittlestoreo:

kittymeido:

a drink just for me

I need.

thelittlestoreo:

kittymeido:

a drink just for me

I need.

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cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

I arrived at the party way too late

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